My Idea Of Fun

Night before the night to come I turn down drink and others Feeling smug on Saturday surprise call from my brother Tom’s like yo b back in town, "what the frig is up?" I turn down linking in the pub strictly water in my cup Trying to make a change you see for body, mind and soul He goes quiet, line goes dead. “See you down the rat hole!" It’s not really my thinking to be doing daytime drinking Mainlining lime juice to stop myself from sinking How am I in this grot bag pub, its only two o’clock My fella went and dumped me, my brothers mates are cocks Sip and sink an orange juice to get me in the mood Having a really rubbish time- where are all the charming dudes? pre This is going to be tough..... chorus My idea of fun, is a little shot of rum. That’s my idea of fun 2 I realise there and then sobriety's doing me no favours When in walks this tall dark fitness munching on some quavers My eyes they follow him to the bar I’m feeling like a stalker Toned ripped arms lean into barmaid he orders a Johnny Walker Turning to our table and saluting growls jar Sexy Dublin accent knew i wasn’t going far I’ll have a Mount Gay on the rocks please, can you make it a double? The fit bloke slid it over, I knew there might be trouble Him and Tom are catching up the banter is well fresh Rounds are coming, days improving. I am getting mashed pre Because if I’m honest.. really really honest! chorus My idea of fun, is half a bottle of fun. That’s my idea of fun 3 Sitting down our knees do touch there are feelings in my belly Jump up to check face in bogs my legs they feel like jelly returning says to me, "Your bros quickly nipped back home." oh dear I purr into his ear, he’s left us on our own A song comes on I stand to dance and let myself get physical Look at him he’s watching me his auras looking mythical Me and him are face to face the bass is getting dirty He totally wants to snog me this is feeling pretty flirty... It’s up to me to make the moves I really think I oughta He stands there looking weird and stuff and proffers me the water chorus My idea of fun, is a whole bottle of rum. That’s my idea of fun