Kings of Adventure Playland

They are the rulers of the jungle gym, the lords of the swings The seesaw tyrants, yeah, they running things Ten years old, but they are legends, you see With a crown made of dirt and a stick as their decree The slides are their castles, swings are their thrones The battlefield's covered in sticks and stones They are the masters of mayhem, the sandbox crew If you come unprepared, they will ambush you Attention, poop grenades are flying! Attention, poop grenades are coming! They are the kings of Adventure Playland Mud in their hands, chaos they have planned Throwing poop grenades, yeah, they are the elite This place is all they need Dressed like dinos, roaring all day They are the kings, get out of their way They have got capes made of towels, helmets from pots Shields made of trash can lids, they take shots They built a fortress in the big old tree If you want to join them, you got to pay the fee Two candy bars and maybe some gum Then you're in kid, now you're one of the scum Roar like a T-Rex, stomp through the sand They are the fiercest gang in all the land Bobby cars screech as they speed through the zone And no, they won't share, this slide's their own Attention, poop grenades are flying! Attention, poop grenades are coming! They are the kings of Adventure Playland Mud in their hands, chaos they have planned Throwing poop grenades, yeah, they are the elite This place is all they need Dressed like dinos, roaring all day They are the kings, get out of their way They are the kings of Adventure Playland Mud in their hands, chaos they have planned Throwing poop grenades, yeah, they are the elite This place is all they need Dressed like dinos, roaring all day They are the kings, get out of their way