Silly Goose~

Daniel, Daniel, man, you're so damn shady Sending pics online, thinkin' every woman's your lady Got a ring on your finger, but your morals are loose Hittin' on every chick like a silly goose~ You think you're slick, but you're just sad and lame Droppin' those lines, but you're just sad and lame Droppin' those lines, like you got some kind of game Slidin' in DMs, droppin' your pants But all you're getting back are eye-rolls and rants He's at attention for you, he thinks he's some kind of star But every woman knows he's just goin' too far Daniel, oh Daniel, get the hint, dude We're all laughin' at you, 'cause you're creepy and rude Sending that pic nobody asked to see, Claiming you're classy, but you're just plain sleezy You think a tilde is cute, like you're some kind of flirt But you're just a grown man actin' like a jerk Hidin' behind a screen, tryin' to get a thrill But all you're doing is givin' us chills Your wife don't know, but we sure do Daniel, Vula, this one's for you He's at attention for you, thinkin' he's so fly But every message sent, just makes us wanna cry Daniel, oh Daniel, take a long hard look You're just a perverted weirdo, like from a bad book The internet's big, but not big enough To hide all your shit when you're acting this tough Every tilde you type, every creepy damn note Makes the whole damn world wanna leave you a goat He's at attention for you, but nobody cares Your moves are outdated, and so is your stare Daniel, oh Daniel, time to say goodbye You're just a perverted weirdo, don't even try Keep sending your pics, and keep playing your game But everyone knows you, you're all just the same Daniel, Vula, whatever your show In the end man, you're just a perverted weirdo~