Completely Different Band

I'd like to thank you all for coming here today We're a completely different band We'll be a completely different band in about 5 minutes after we do this We're actually not from America, putting this accent on I hope you're all enjoying this from the local area around here We'd like to be your friend and we'd like to be at the end of all the pain We'd like to be at the heart of the matter, gonna sniff at the fart of the matter Gonna take a shit, get a bag and put it in it Yeah, all the people in the local region, area