Smaller Than Tassie

Catriona's a junkie popping pills she's an art school graduate Dan's there, all valium thrills in love with her public displays Searching pockets at dawn hoping for treasures to pawn Who was changed and who was dead? Deranged and stained in red Dan doesn't know art but he loves Paul Simon Such feelings, such feelings, such feelings of dread Demanding memories of unhooked bras and opera singers bathing alone Weekends labouring through SBS to satisfy clique fed demands Sabotaging fish fingers to see Dan awaken to a nasty surprise As close as Bob got to paradise Who was changed and who was dead? Deranged and stained in red Dan doesn't know art but he loves Paul Simon Such feelings, such feelings, such feelings of dread Impressed upon Bob from an early age, librarians remain mostly unwed To him life's a pastoral setting by Little Ted Such feelings, such feelings, such feelings of dread