Store Detective (+DGF)

Eight dollars ain't enough for a cold shower But you might tempt me with Hercule Poirot Give the pregnant woman a wedgie, Mr. Bean's sister Satisfied the stringent demands for her very own green card She chose to abuse it, not to use it, until, the time, until the time Truth is stranger than, stronger than more relevant than religion The lord reveals himself, the lord reveals himself Dan's fish finger surprise has come along way Since he got his pound of flesh from that Bob guy He's laundering mackeral now, a demanding work ethic Making a packet come good Friday Can he sustain it, can bob attain it before restoration Rectifies, rejuvenates, testifies to the longevity of pizza The lord reveals himself, the lord reveals himself The lord reveals himself in suspicious ways on mysterious days And the man beside the counter, he's actually the store detective No he's not your long lost saviour