Splashzone

(Ay, cum gang, yah) (I'm gonna fucking kiss you, I'm gonna kiss you in your sexy butt) (I don't care what you say, no consent I'm gonna kiss you in your fucking butt) Kevin Cryan impregnated me last night Felt so good made me see the shiny light, ay I'm gonna keep that shit might call me pro life I don't think Kevin knows yet I'm lowkey nervous Cuz last night he refused and caused quite a ruckus I'm just kidding, of course I'd get his consent Can't eat meat, so cut off his dick for Lent (Alright lemme get this one a little more flowey, you know) (Imma get this one a little more) Kevy C, got my airpods in (Ay) Kev C, I can't hear him scream When I touch his sexy little butt He's so cool no consent in pool His body goes yeah He don't got shoes on I push his feet inside a pool He bleeds all over, that shit goes down the drain And I go in the sewers and find his little blood Then rub it, on, Kevin's sexy butt My heart is black, cuz Kelpmas is back No Slachinachi, no cum on my bed My heart is black, cuz Kelpmas is back Slachinachi, don't cum on my bed Get this kid a diploma, put his dick in a coma When the light shines on his bare butt I'll be gone and left him brain dead I went to Slachinachi Kingdom Only to find that there's only gay people... ARE AWESOME! LGBT cum gang! Kelpzone, forebode sex But I'm still fucking Kelly Homophobic till the cum start flowing In my gut we rowing And my dick get blowing like uh We hit the woah like Vicky Till the cum get sticky And my dad get greedy like ay Cuz the sacks so fat Make 'em sit on my face Screaming "Cum on my back" And there's no going back And there's no going back... I'm a booty hunter! His heart is black, cuz Kelpmas is back No Slachinachi, no cum on my bed Today the moon has one Kelpy Hue The lord of the Kelp has remended on you