Ballad of Chuck Rogers

He went from flipping pizzas to flipping peoples' houses Meet Chuck Rogers, and his inspiring story A simple man with a humble plan to own the housing market Of North County It's the story of Chuck We rented a duplex from him He said that we should think of it as our own home He said that in his own home he prefers to walk around buck naked Well, okay, then Said he got the nickname buck Because he dreamed of being a fighter pilot in the 25th century Probably it just rhymes with Chuck, but so do other words In my vocabulary It's the story of Chuck One day we realized he was entering the property Without our knowledge Showing it to buyers before South O was gentrified Taking down my punk rock posters I screamed at him, "You fucking Dick, you better never touch my shit" He screamed at me the place is his and he'll enter whenever the f*ck he wants He knows no boundaries In the 21st Century From sea to shining sea It's the story of Chuck "Suck 'n' F*ck" Rogers