Carlsbad Will Pay for It

Carlsbad's okay if you wanna live in a douche-bag village Near nouveau riche kids doing drugs in their parent's attic Too broke to live in Del Mar -- too dull for the OC They fucking look like tourists They all like the same things I've heard that some are really nice people That doesn't mean they're our equals In the Southern border of Oceanside We'll build a great wall And Carlsbad will pay for it Carlsbad's so superior cuz they got the Westfield mall Dads at Dave and Busters for PacMan and last call While the Coyote MILFS do the four-block crawl Their children Uber to Oside to hide from it all They're not sending us their best people But not everyone there is evil