Gastropub

Just a small town boy and city girl Gonna leave the suburbs gonna change the world From UC Davis got a food science degree And a Masters in Hospitality Gonna change the world one palette at a time My life's calling came to me early To serve globally-inspired Native American cuisine My parents wanted me to be a lawyer But now I serve the masses at the Gastropub it's an asshole hub Serving tuna crudo at the gastropub We love fuckin tourists at the gastropub Some will win and some will lose Every Thursday night buffalo burger and brews Anthony Bourdain may he rest in peace The world's got too many doctors So I serve the masses at the gastropub Gastropub it's an asshole hub Serving tuna crudo at the gastropub We love fuckin tourists at the gastropub A new chef's special With locally grown radicchio It pairs so good though With craft beer from Coronado In San Diego Please drink responsibly You must be 21 years of age To get fucked up at the Gastropub