New Colonialism

Walking around like a loaded gun Dick in his hand looking for fun Sizing up properties to speculate The placed where you were raised is real estate Changing city laws to build his house higher While he calls the fucking cops because of the eye-sore That shit in your yard that look on your face Your Existence in this fuckin' place Gentrification is the new colonialism, gentrifiers are colonialists If locals treat you well, it's only for the money When the bartender laughs, it's not cuz you're funny Gentrification is the new colonialism, gentrifiers are colonialists Riding her bike like a fucking child Laughing out loud cuz she's so wild Get the mayor to clean up the place Here three in-vitro babies need the streets to be safer Called the superintendent to get a teacher fired He used a naughty word, should have never been hired Hubby helped her get a small business loan To sell her Etsy shit and kick out the liquor stores It's a numbers game So if you got some space Let a dirtbag stay Make those yuccies uncomfortable Here's a simple list of shit we do To keep our hometown image you can do it to. Buy liquor for the homeless Be on the streets at night Throw a punk rock rager Hang out by the bus stops Keep O'side sketchy And cross at all the stoplights Not outnumbered yet