Piss in a Bottle Economy

I am my own man, live by my own rules Ten seconds to decide if I wanna make five bucks I make my own wage, decide my own fate But why isn't there any time to bladder evacuate? I just can't so No when the little app it glows I take down my pants, and in the empty bottle I go, go, go It's a piss-in-the-bottle economy My "Right-to-Work" makes me free, free, free I don't need no Union, it's just me, me, me In this piss-in-a-bottle economy I have free water and mints so my ratings won't slip I keep my 4.6 by sucking every rider's dick My kids need new shoes, my car needs new breaks I'm driving this route sixteen hours a fuckin' day But I just can't so No when the little app it glows I whip out my cock, and in the empty Pepsi I go, go, go Supposed to help us schlubs make more money on the side Now I've gentrified this neighborhood one drunk at a time It all looked so good and my reviews were so glowing But it all went to shit, when someone caught going. The little fucking app it fucking knows What's best for me, so in the empty bucket I go, go, go, go, go