Friends

Nobody likes you But you can't see that You think you're cool But you're a total asshat Like the fly that got Through the net So annoying You're just a pain in the neck Faking and lying That's what you're doin' best When I see you I always get so depressed Friends are like boobs Some are small, some are huge Some are nice, some are trashy Most are pleasant, some are nasty Friends are like boobs Some are real, some are fake But you my friend You're just a little snake Bored to death With your constant lameness You're a one-trick pony All the sameness You got a spine like a wet mushy cannelloni You're such an A-hole And you don't even try to hide it Good luck you little schmuck Here's a final kick in your bony butt Faking and lying That's what you're doin' best When I see you I always get so depressed Friends are like boobs Some are small, some are huge Some are nice, some are trashy Most are pleasant, but some are nasty Friends are like boobs Some are real, some are fake But you my friend You're just a little snake Always the same old story You wanted all the glory You're not a friend You're just a poser and pretend How didn't I see you were just a little shit And you're so full of it I'll drink to you But even bad things have to end Faking and lying that's what you're doin' best When I see you I always get so depressed Friends are like boobs Hmm Some are nice, some are trashy Oh yeah Friends are like boobs Some are real, some are fake But you my friend You're just a little snake Friends are like boobs Some are nice and some are trashy You my friend You're so nasty, so trashy You're so fake You're just a little shit