What About Steve?

We gave him everything You know we gave him anything Gave him just so many things That he could never never never never need What about Steve? What about Steve? What about Steve? What about Steve? Gave him a crystal ball The keys to the church hall Gave him nearly twenty four He didn't appreciate that at all What about Steve? What about Steve? What about Steve? What about Steve? What about him? What about Steve? He's down on his knees Well he's eaten all the cheese Didn't even say "yes please" So what about Steve? What about Steve? It isn't right He's had enough Now he's here all night It's a fine fine line Between pleasure and pain But what about Steve? Here he comes again One day he came to me he said "Geoff, I need a reality check" I said Steve, you gotta do it on your own No one can take you home You can never go home You're on your own What about Steve? What about Steve? What about Steve? What about Steve? What about him