Surfin' Nebraska

Wise as the world is flat, I could tell you anything, no questions asked You're two sheep shy of a sweater with a brain as light as a feather Ask me where I've been. I got a story for you, my friend. I've been surfing Nebraska I loaded up my board and went on safari through the hills and the hollers with Clyde and Bonnie They got money to burn, like the pockets of my jeans More holy than the pope or a block of sweet cheese Thanks for the invite, you know I'd love to go, but I ain't around that weekend, bro I'm surfing in Nebraska. Surfing in Nebraska. In Nebraska, su-su-su-su-surfing I needed a rest, I needed a break I heard the surf in the Midwest is great You'll find me in a cornfield wasting my days Catching amber waves of grain Catch a wave, baby, in new hamster's 18-mile coastline Thanks for the invite, you know I'd love to go, but I ain't around that weekend, bro I'm surfing in Nebraska. Surfing in Nebraska. In Nebraska, su-su-su-su-surfing I'm surfing in Nebraska. Surfing in Nebraska. In Nebraska, su-su-su-su-surfing Su-su-su-su-surfing Su-su-su-su-surfing Thanks for the invite, you know I'd love to go But I ain't around that weekend, bro Surfin'