Sucker Blues

There's nothing left in my brain Okay here we go I'm a two-bit fraud with a vengeance Straight out of the fools' convention I'm up late making musical inventions Avoiding interventions of unsavoury intentions Still, I like to make friends at parties But only when they can't outsmart me 'Cause I'm emotionally unavailable So if you're looking for a heart-to-heart then don't start me But there she goes That crazy lady Gonna make her my crazy baby Should I do it (no) I wanna do it (why) I'm gonna do it (okay) It's what I do (uh oh) Getting into trouble with the girl across the hall Seems as if it would be fun but it's no fun at all She took my macaroni and she took my brand new shoes She said you snooze you lose and now I'm singing the sucker blues Now, I ain't really one for bragging But I got a European station wagon Not a lot of pace but it's got a lot of space And it gets forty-five to the gallon Still, she doesn't really seem too impressed (why's that) Cause she'd rather stay at home and get undressed (fair enough) Wearing nothing but a hat and when she does that's that Cause I'm gonna do whatever she requests But there she goes That crazy lady Gonna make her my crazy baby Should I do it (no) I wanna do it (why) I'm gonna do it (okay) It's what I do (uh oh) Getting into trouble with the girl across the hall Seems as if it would be fun but it's no fun at all She took my macaroni and she took my brand new shoes She said you snooze you lose and now I'm singing the sucker blues Haha, now you know She doesn't really like lip gloss She threw a frying pan at her boss She tickles me whenever I shave And puts metal in the microwave She doesn't really like lip gloss She threw a frying pan at her boss She tickles me whenever I shave And puts metal in the microwave And puts metal in the microwave And puts metal in the microwave How do you like them pickles?