Out Cold

I'm staring at the ceiling I'm on my back lying on the floor I dunno how I got here I must have fell and banged my head against the door Well I remember I was sitting watching T.V About some guy who sailed across the seven seas I got up to make myself a cup of coffee I must have fell like a lumberjacks tree I'm out cold Dead as a fish on the quayside I'm out cold Well I took a trip to the dark side I'm out cold I'm staring at the rain clouds I'm lying in the road Well I was waiting for the green man He decided not to show Thought I'd take a chance and cross without him Will I make it over to the other side I got hit by a double decker bus Now I'm lying on the cold road side I'm out cold Dead as a fish on the quayside I'm out cold Well I took a trip to the dark side I'm out cold Out cold Out cold