I Want A Gun

I want a gun My friends say I don't need one I want a gun I'd be the good guy with one I want a long barreled luger I want a six-round revolver I want an AK-47 It's for protection Everybody feels safer When a guy like me has a gun I could protect my neighbors From a guy like me with a gun A bad one I got a gun My friends are nicer to me Go figure Since I got a gun They took me to the movies Take a guess who's paying It's not the guy with the shotgun I want a large popcorn With extra butter Defund the police And give me a gun I could keep the peace If I had a super cool gun A nice one I'm a good guy with a gun Don't worry If something goes down I'll whip it out in a hurry These colors don't run No I won't be silent I'll shoot a nun If she gets too violent Oh no what a shocker I just shot myself with my gun Somebody call a doctor Cause I'm losing lots of blood Lots of blood At least I went out with a bang At least I went out with a bang At least I went out with a bang