Mein Kampf

Somebody please oppress me It's all that I've ever dreamed of Please hurl a rock or an insult To let me know that I'm enough To be worthy Of your sympathy To be worthy Of your empathy If I have to pretend to be gay I'll do it If I have to pretend to be black I'll do it Somebody please me mean to me I wanna be a victim The story of my time I wanna get arrested For committing no crime Somebody please be mean to me Please mister officer don't let me go I wanna know Please taze me Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Somebody Please Be mean to me