Getting Old

What in the world has happened to all the time, I swore when I was younger getting old was a crime, One day we are young and making huge mistakes, now we just pop pills for all these geriatric pains and aches, (ouch) We try to put different colors in our grey hair, We can't accept that it just won't ever disappear, We say we feel sick and tired and too damn old, Yet we still try a thousand ways to fit in our old clothes, I'll be damned if I'm getting old now, I'll find a way to stay a teenager somehow, I'll inject my lips and keep frosting my tips, I'll keep my stereo jamming those 1990's hits, Now we're older with weaker bones and we painfully moan, We can't figure out anything newer than a flip phone, (life alert!) Sometimes I laugh so hard that I end up peeing on myself, (come on dude!) So please just stop telling me all these damn jokes! (Wee wee!) I'll be damned if I'm getting old now, I'll find a way to stay a teenager somehow, I'll inject my lips and keep frosting my tips, I'll keep my stereo jamming 1990's hits, I secretly look forward to the senior citizens discount, I might look frail and weak but I got a buffet to sleigh, (yum) Inside I'm still a teenager but outside I'm a hundred and ten, Just wait till you try to pry me out of this nursing home bed, (fisticuffs!) I'm holding on with my cold dead hands! I'll be damned if I'm getting old now, I'll find a way to stay a teenager somehow, I can't believe I have all these wrinkles in my skin, I can't stop this process since it begin,