Before the Morning After

There's the indie guy, the mischievous kind Replacing MDMA with Cocaine Before going out on a Saturday night So now he's the anxious kind He hides some Charlie under he's woolly jumper But he went and got powder over he's tweed tie Ushered out from his favorite club They threaten him with a life time ban But the bouncers know his mum So they come to an agreement When he offered them a few grams There's the rock chick Adding more lipstick Before taking pics of her pouting lips In the toilet Where her friend is being sick from a glass of vodka Brought by a guy in a woolly jumper It was free so it was worth the risk But now she wishes she brought herself a Jägermeister! Evening! Evening Pills! (Evening Pills)... Tonight's the night to make yourself ill (Yeah, get yourself ill) Before the morning pills, oh before the morning pill! (uh huh, yeah, before the morning after) Tonight's the night to make yourself ill! (you don't look well) Before the morning pills, before the morning There's the giddy mum Rubbing up someone much younger than Her husband who watches from the bar as the cuddling progress Before he pulls her away by the dress Ending the night with angry sex Leaving more questions on whether the love they have left Is worth the arguments When both of them will never be genuine There's the know how clown Who walks proud around his town In his white v neck, tight t-shirt Making enemies who doubt what comes out from his mouth Like the lad in the wooly jumper did Who previously had sex with his ex in the girls toilets He tried to make a bribe before this guy started a fight There's a diplomat between the tit for tat attack Until he decides what side he'll be on if the bribe doesn't stop the combat Unlike the bouncers, he didn't succumb to the indie kids offer Maybe because he didn't know his tactile mum Who had just been pulled out from the club being called slut by his dad So the outcome was their son getting kicked in by that cocky lad and losing the 8ball of coke he had Now he wishes he stayed at home where his girlfriend's at! That's the least of your worries, the least of your worries The girl you gone and done has got a bigger tummy And it's not because she's getting fat! Evening! Evening Pills! (Evening Pills)... Tonight's the night to make yourself ill (Yeah, get yourself ill) Before the morning pills, before the morning pill! (uh huh, yeah, before the morning after) Tonight's the night to make yourself ill! (you don't look well) Before the morning pills, before the morning pill