The Loneliest Disco on the Planet (Death by Doof Doof)

Every Saturday with town so far away He'd set up disco lights and dance the night away He danced around a tree still feeling kinda free To boogie off the funk and swing around the trunk Every Saturday with town so far away He'd set up disco lights and dance the night 'til drunk Every Saturday with Martha far away Somewhere in Barnawartha turning tricks for Arthur What is left for he but dancing with a tree And taking a selfie to send to nobody Moving his feet so heavy like granite Dancing in the loneliest spot on the planet This disco for one was lonely but fun And he would never take these small things For granted dammit Then one day dear Martha showing up in Tathra And under that big tree and near a stormy sea Complained that mean tradie meant nothing more to she Returned to old SD apologetically But warning him that Arthur he was on her tail Then totally on cue, his ute roared into view And brandishing a spanner and high pressure hose He'd clear our disco floor of bodies only leaving toes Yeah look I know I'm a tool But that means I know how to use 'em Wolf Creek's got nothing on me I'm gonna make her pay for leaving me And you for losing her in the first place Ha ha ha ha deadset Get ready for Death by Doof Doof lone dancer Death by Doof Doof Holy Moly : Big Hose Death by Doof Doof Gory Story : Just Toes Death by Doof Doof Holy Moly : Dancefloor Death by Doof Doof From the feet up : No More Then the mighty tree amazingly uprooted With his trunk and unceremoniously booted Arthur the Tradie into the raging sea I had no time for him, you had some for me Although I am a tree, I live life funkily I loved you dancing under me With Martha we make quite a 3 Under fairy lights that hung off mighty limbs And looking out to sea: a shiver of black fins They're trying not to stare at the red circle pooling there No longer taking his own love life for granted Dancing in the happiest spot on the planet The dancefloor for three was the way to be You should pensive boogie - set yourself free No longer his feet as heavy as granite No longer in the loneliest spot on the planet His disco for one was lonely and done And he would never take his Martha For granted dammit Death by Doof Doof Holy Moly : Big Hose Death by Doof Doof Gory Story : Just Toes Death by Doof Doof Holy Moly : Dancefloor Death by Doof Doof From the feet up : No More