Sweet Blue Haired Mary of the Lowlands

She has tiny hands and a tiny backpack Draws tiny sketches in her note pad Why she still have that fucking broken clock Still up on her wall She takes the bus to work and won't ask for a ride I said why didn't you call me I said I don't mind She said I didn't want to bother you Even though I told her it was ok She lives in an apartment with two cats and a child of five Eats vegan food like tofu and rice Has a bathroom sink that's always backed up She hasn't killed anyone is over two years She hasn't had the urges But it's something she still fears Sweet Blue Haired Mary of the Lowlands Where are you going tonight Are you gonna to be out all night What are you hunting tonight Are you gonna to be hunting tonight Who are you killing tonight Are you gonna to be killing tonight Sweet Blue Haired Mary of the Lowlands She says she wants to study taxidermy I said you're a vegan that doesn't make any sense to me She said, well man I really didn't ask your opinion on this I said why would you want to stuff an animal And mount it on a wall She said I don't want to stuff an animal and mount it on a wall I just want to debone it, reconfigure the bones Mount it and put it in a frame And it'd be animals who only died naturally I wouldn't kill them you see And why can't you just let me be It reduces my urges for killing you see I'm Sweet Blue Haired Mary of the Lowlands She comes down the stairs with two cups of champagne Hadn't done the dishes in over a year Hadn't had solid food in 10 days She stays up at night just counting her clocks She hasn't fucked me in over two years She's wearing a pair of shoes that don't match She says she wants to go to Walgreens To buy vegan cheese Who goes to Walgreens to buy vegan cheese I said I'm pretty sure that Walgreens doesn't sell vegan cheese And she said Well that's just like your opinion man You're just another Stan Turned on by my killing sprees Why can't you just let me be I'm Sweet Blue Haired Mary of the Lowlands Sweet Blue Haired Mary of the Lowlands