Under the Moonlight

Nancy keeps on wandering Roaming halls and pondering Wonder what's she's wondering Of the life she's squandering James keeps on bumbling Going through life stumbling Sees his life crumbling In the shed he's living in Nancy met James one night Smoking crack under the moonlight Nancy asked, what's your name James, said James Nancy asked if she could have a hit James said alright but please come back to my shed Let's go back to my shed Where I don't even have a real bed And I'm pretty sure there's someone dead In the alley, behind my shed Lots of flies, a pair of eyes Something smells real bad behind my shed James was working as a janitor at the university Solving math equations on the board at night Professor comes in and says who fucked up my board James thought he was using chalk Instead he was using a half-eaten Snickers bar Thought he was solving calculus Instead he was just drawing a big dick A big dick's not calculus But it was to James On an acid trip Nancy was working as a hygienist For an unlicensed dentist Got caught getting high on nitrous Now she's living on the street turning tricks That's how she met James that night Smoking crack under the moonlight