Hypocrite City

Welcome to Hypocrite City Where we greet you with goodbyes It's nice here in Hypocrite City Where we all believe the lies We say one thing and do another Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City Well I was Driving down the highway with my dad He was yelling at me "keep your eyes ahead" So I looked at him and said "why don't you drive" So we pulled on over switched our spots And before I knew it he was toking the pot We were swerving all over, hitting all the rumble strips Welcome to Hypocrite City Where we greet you with goodbyes It's nice here in Hypocrites City Where we all believe the lies We say one thing and do another Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City I was runnin' on the field one day When I noticed my gym coach ahead of me He looked back and said I wasn't going fast enough All while his ass crack was hanging out And his beer gut was flopping about I had to ask myself "Who made you the coach?" Welcome to Hypocrite City Where we greet you with goodbyes It's nice here in Hypocrite City Where we all believe the lies We say one thing and do another Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City I hate complaining I really do And if you complain then I hate you I'm so sick and tired of all these people They mumble and they grumble And they wine all the time Then they moan and they groan and they pick a fight All just to ruin my perfect night Welcome to Hypocrite City Where we greet you with goodbyes It's nice here in Hypocrite City Where we all believe the lies We say one thing and do another Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City Welcome to Hypocrite City Where we greet you with goodbyes It's nice here in Hypocrite City Where we all believe the lies We say one thing and do another Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City