X's

Walked twenty minutes to the bar in thirty degrees Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe A little thing like you was born in '73?" Man, give me a break, you know my hearts been broke He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke" I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know" But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat Now I got X's on my hands While my ex is on my mind I'll do anything I can Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa oh They're ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa oh Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe There were ten whole minutes where I talked to a guy He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife Yeah, I was never his type 'Cause I got X's on my hands While my ex is on my mind I'll do anything I can Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa oh Does anyone know Whoa, whoa oh How to wash off permanent marker? Whoa, whoa oh Does anyone know Whoa, whoa oh 'Cause I got X's on my hands (on my hands) While my ex is on my mind (on my mind) I'll do anything I can (anything I can) Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa oh (does anyone know, does anyone know) They're ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa oh (does anyone know, does anyone know) How to wash off permanent marker? Whoa, whoa oh (does anyone know, does anyone know, does anyone know)) Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight