My Goofy Ahh (uncle)

my goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive And forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos My buddy, quintavious barnacle johns junior got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to no maidens My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph And I was paralysed from the waist up OUHHH hey! quandale dingle here I just escaped prison I am staying at my friend huandale pringle's house As I was running away from cops I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off A guy named garfield janson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison My baby's mama sheniqua inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby the creepy old guy