Mose Allison Played Here

The joint is a dump The owner is broke At least that's what he said The p.a.'s a joke The waitpersons are snotty, the bartender's rude They want to make sure I know they forgot me But not their attitude The bellyachers played last night Everybody got sick Don't even try dancing, your feet would just stick The band signs their poster "fuck u miguel" And that's all the good part The bad part's the smell And what was your name again, oh - yeah - right - brown Your crowd just drinks water Surprised you're still around And nobody's coming, because hey man you see Advertising's expensive, hey, what guarantee But as I set up I am proud to be here Because once last November, Mose Allison played here.