California Girls

I ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Carona But them Hollywood types after a while wearon ya Struttin' around in their size zeros Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones [Chorus:] Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left. That know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton Gets under my skin With her big fake smile and and her painted on tan She'd never have a chance at a real man [Chorus x2] Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left. That know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.