Free Range

I heard a couple hundred horses roll up It must be Italian Then in walks Lola As thick as a stallion Her purse is alligata So maybe she Cajun She told me come dance babe I had to ask her what's the occasion Just left my man's house We got in a lil' thing He just went to Mexico Came back with no wedding ring He told me that it probably just fell off when he was washin' his hands I said it probably just came off when you was watchin' 'em dance He said he didn't have time to waste Then threw this alligator number in my face I called him a (Whinny) he said it was over But then I (Yeehaw) and got a free range rover, got 'em This ain't a hoe down So don't bring ya beau 'round This ain't a 2 step Ain't that right? So gon' take it to the left Listen, slide baby Honey, gon' head and ride baby Jaw jabbin' giving me a migraine Chick, you got free range! Don't talk just dance Sittin' there salty as a catfish Don't let him getcha down, still thicker than ya accent Kick off your boots Get to the floor I can teach ya how to get to Steppin' in 4, listen closely 1 put ya left leg in Don't get too hokey, now give it a spin 2 put ya right heel down Then give it a toe tap and bring it around 3 gotta open ya eyes And find you a partner thata switch you sides 4 get ready witcha left leg in 'Cuz you know in half a second we gon' do it again This ain't a hoe down So don't bring ya beau 'round This ain't a 2 step Ain't that right? So gon' take it to the left Listen, slide baby Honey, gon' head and ride baby Jaw jabbin' giving me a migraine Chick, you got free range! Don't talk just dance Who oo oo ahooo Who oo oo ahoo ee Who oo oo ahooo Who ooh hoooooo! This ain't a hoe down So don't bring ya beau 'round This ain't a 2 step So gon take it to the left This here is farm raised! Whole grain! Blue skies! Chick! You got free range! Don't say it, dance