Witnesses

They came at my door Ringing twice, maybe more But I only wore a towel to meet them They had the book They had the look But I only had the time to stay this dumb Tell me, do you wanna hear all about the Lord Jesus-Christ? I said why not As I only knew the plot But who am I to say no to some drama? I sat so quick My towel revealed my stick But no, I am not talking about drum They were so wrong Though their belief was strong But they discovered a brand new prophet Tell me, do you wanna hear all about the lord... Penis man?