Sour Martinis

Hey come on boy pick up the phone It's too nice a day to be inside drinking alone I've got sugar and spice and everything nice but you won't even taste You'll just stay in bed with a raincloud head let the sunshine go to waste Takes a shake to get you awake And from the look upon your face last night capsized So c'mon dry your eyes Or push that glass to the side You'll water down your drink that way It's all sour martinis and bitter rosé each and every day And everytime you see me you're sloe gin grey since she went away You blood-shot eye the bar As the clouds burst from afar Both open now So we'll duck inside for a while It's the first time I've seen you smile So go on fill us up again Hey come on boy these lips of mine Will do you better than all that vodka and lime It's all sour martinis and bitter rosé since she went away You think you need to chase her but I'll give it to you straight She's not coming back no way But as the storm leaves us behind You're staring in your pint Half-empty now So c'mon dry your eyes Or push that glass to the side You'll water down your drink that way Stop comparing your heart To your empty glass for a start And fill me up again C'mon dry your eyes And push that glass to the side My lips are waiting to take it's place Oo c'mon boy let's give it a shot Back to yours and let's see what you got It's all sour martinis and bitter rosé while the good stuff goes to waste I've got sugar and spice, oh everything nice just waiting for you to taste