The Devil's Workplace

Opened up the elevator door Onto the renovated floor Found a paper that I've seen in this chamber before Sh Sh Sh People's passing engines Feeling rising tensions They all asking questions What's his cruel intentions Will he give us suspension We work in an industry where it lacks human decency Forget any sympathy Any wrong foot will send you in to see me You ain't witnessed anything quite so freaky I have such a loyal workforce They can't leave me so easy It's dark and brutal down here The darkness engulfs every surrounding peer People screaming in the background at every point you steer My thoughts are really clear They run based off fear Eyes running with tears A little like monsters inc Every time you shriek I get paid not with money, with pleasure I told you I'm a freak Every time I think you better put away that application Think about it, have a drink, don't apply here I bet it you'll regret it as soon as you click the link This place is hell, I'm the devil Did that make you sweat a little I'm that one principal you can call a criminal I'm the one original, perhaps slightly fictional The opposite of a miracle Does this at all sound biblical? I don't know You people made me up to be a visual mythical creature That exists in your little minds to disrupt your signal feature Listen to your teacher If you read his father's book, is there devil or hell? neither Slow down the rap it'll snap your brittle spine into little scraps Are you angry at me for insulting your religion and tradition I apologise for this misfortune It's probably a distortion From what you expect, he Told you wrong unfairly? Did you learn correctly The lines are blurred and empty Not a bible nerd? petty Don't think you heard directly Satan means the word adversary Has the point gotten across Has the audience forgotten applause I can threaten with my rotten claws You've come to bargain your flaws Maybe even take up a decent course Or to try and save your recent divorce Or get back at em and even the scores Go talk to Jupiter that'll be a better source Or even a cucumber will show no remorse What I'm trying to say is I'm lucifer I'm just as real as the bloody force I'm Lucifer I'm Lucifer I'm the Devil The Devil I'm the Devil Lucifer I'm the Devil I'm the Devil Yeah, Devil I'm the Devil at the workplace