One and Two

One and two Buckle my shoe And three and four Close the door And five, six, seven I'm not going to heaven And eight and nine Well you're still fine I woke to the sound of sirens And unzipped my tent And walked down to the water I placed my toes to the edge And said to myself jump and drink Drink, drink the water I looked up at the tall buildings And straight into the sunlight My eyes began to water And I still saw nothing