Seis de Mayo

Good God what time is it And what’s this taste in my mouth Got a choir fire trucks in my head And I don’t recognize this couch The sun is shining in my eyes But don’t turn off the electrolytes I mighta had me one too many When I hit the town last night Seis de Mayo A day that lives in infamy It’s all empty bottles round these desperados Not a trace of any memories Writing checks my liver can’t afford to Spending money I can’t spend It’s my least favorite holiday It’s Seis de Mayo again Well it started with a mangorita At the casa de Applebees Didn’t wanna go too loco But a local named Tiffany Started pouring out her heart and the Cuervo Turns out it was two for one By the time the Uber got there I was mucho too far gone Seis de Mayo A day that lives in infamy It’s all empty bottles round these desperados Not a trace of any memories Writing checks my liver can’t afford to Spending money I can’t spend It’s my least favorite holiday It’s Seis de Mayo again This ain’t my first fiesta You’d think by now I’d learn Sometimes you’re the bottle And sometimes you’re the worm Seis de Mayo A day that lives in infamy It’s all empty bottles round these desperados Not a trace of any memories Writing checks my liver can’t afford to Spending money I can’t spend It’s my least favorite holiday It’s Seis de Mayo again