The Weights

There’s a lightweight They’re always early, they’re never late They’ll rush right in, they will not hesitate You better believe they are a cheap date When you see them coming down your street And you know they ain’t the one to meet They try so hard, they go so fast There’s no way they will ever last They’re lightweights There's a middleweight Sometimes they’re early, sometimes they’re late Sometimes they’ll rush, others hesitate They’ll come in feeling bad and leave feeling great When you see them coming down your street And you know they are the one you should meet They don’t try hard or act like they care They play but they’re well aware They’re middleweights There’s a heavyweight They’re never early, they’re always late They will not rush but they’ll hesitate They’ll drive you crazy as they make you wait And you see them coming down your street And you think they are the one you should meet But what you don’t know and what they won’t show Is all their pain and all their grief They’re a heavyweight Don’t you know that they’re heavyweights Don’t you know that they’re heavyweights Don’t you know that they’re heavyweights