Pretty Princess

Lil' man sat down lookin' serious as hell Said "Mom I got a question so hear me out well." "Why'd you pick James? That dude was so lame If you had me with Dad I'd be killin' the game!" She just laughed shook her head real slow Said "Baby boy you don't even know. If I had you with Dad it'd be a trip You'd be twirlin' in bows rockin' pink outfits!" Did you wanna be a girl? (Uh... wait what?) We can make that happen! (Nah I'm good I'm good!) You'd be rockin' pink braidin' your hair Jumpin' rope pickin' bows gettin' dolls everywhere! Did you wanna be a girl? (Uh... I think I'll pass.) Guess James did one thing right at last! Lil' man blinked took a step way back Said "Hold up that don't sound like facts. Dad's got muscle Dad's got speed If I had his genes I'd be a top seed!" She just smirked took a sip real slow Said "Boy you don't even know. If I had you with Dad it'd be wild You'd be dancin' in tutus singin' freestyle!" Did you wanna be a girl? (Uh... wait what?) We can make that happen! (Nah I'm good I'm good!) You'd be rockin' pink braidin' your hair Jumpin' rope pickin' bows gettin' dolls everywhere! Did you wanna be a girl? (Uh... I think I'll pass.) Guess James did one thing right at last! Lil' man shook his head eyes open wide Like he just seen his whole damn life flash by. Took a breath looked up tried to stand tall Then I heard him say the words that topped it all- "I'm a fuckin'... pretty princess!" (Oh damn!) Hands in the air now he know where he stand! We were rollin' tears in our eyes Best damn joke of his whole damn life! Now he walkin' round the house like a king But every time he trip man we all gotta sing. "You the fastest the strongest holdin the crown we know Too bad in this house it's the girls runnin' da show