DOOLALLY

And action! Just got a parking fine But i'm dressed to the 9's! Who cares?! Just sold a few tickets, racked up a few digits lovely Yeah, lads on their way round A few tequilas spare But ive most of them cause im a mare But in a few instances ill be right there Right, squat party, warehouse Lovely jubbly Countries gone right down the pan But as long as i'm an house music fan, ill be there with a 12 pack of cans, lovely As long theres no grasses they should just f*ck off If theyve long gone past it Bastards! Fucking grasses Keep them eyelids closed If i had a outta storey paper clips I'd clip their fucking eyelids closed! Oi! Yeah, lads through the door ready to market Few tequilas spare - sharpish Down the gregory peck, bit of cologne On the chest, tom ford yes! Got the text, postcode address - conquest Lads in their sunday best, lovely Uber outside the crescent Lads peacocking no pheasant Heard sheilas gonna be present too Fancied her since about two, nowadays Heard she loves a bit of gear too Driver dop the gear down From 3 to 2 Round the corner here you go dudes Here's a tip for ya geeza He had the old school tunes playing Got us right in the mood Door number 32 Interlude Ahhhh Ahhhhh You alright darling LuLu Were downstairs can't quite find the route Give us a sec Hak ill be down and find you in a few! Straight down the stairs, straight through Fairy lights, decorations, everyone in some sort of two step mediation revolution Lovely! Sheilas looking like the munchies Curly hair tied up in a coupla' bunches With a coupla' scrunchies Moving a bit abruptly That'll be vodka and the packet she clutching Corrr Can't be too keen Corrr Quite the dream she is More more more everything Tequila reefa Heads spinning like a seizure Dealing either out to a coupla' beautiful x2 creatures Cracking on sheilas packet Gone coupla' freebies and a cheeky kiss on the cheek later I learned she's got a fella! Cheeky cinderella! Still giving me the eye tho Lulu - this party's sick Treacles dancing on the sofa altogether Lets have a photo Oi oi 2am 3am 4am session Taylas caught himself an absolute weapon Ahhhhh ahhhh (He's gonna need more than a few seconds in there Corr blimey look at the stare Shes bloody fabulous to be fair) Ahhhh Yeah what was that A wonderful 300 seconds? Theyre out the carsi now And theyre still necking on I blame lulu This partys 1 in a trillion! (lockdown party) Sheilas dancing a bit close now F*ck shes off again Oh shes back now Teasing the malteaser Always been a crown pleaser she has Cant let her have me up Always had the maousa touch she has Gotta be strong ereyah Tequila Ooft, shit, vodka straight That'll make my body shake Back in the rave but its too fucking late CRASH The boys in blue they've come to infiltrate The bloody lights are on, tit heads everywhere regroup! Ezeikel, taylor, vernon, major, out the back stat! Jumped straight out the alley Coupla' grassy skallies taking pictures Far from a charismatic exit But just another night to scratch off the tally Doolally