Short Haired Woman

(That sounds pretty good) (I think Thunderhead's gonna like this) I don't want no woman If her hair ain't no longer than mine I don't want no woman If her hair ain't no longer than mine You know she ain't no good for nothing but trouble Keep you burning, wrapped all the time Nothing but misery I took my wife to the hairdresser And this is what the hair woman said I took my wife to the hairdresser And this is what the hairdresser said "Mr. Hawkins, I can't dress this woman's hair But God knows, I can grieve her head" I said, "Thunderhead might like that" Hey I took my girl out one night Said, "Baby, let's have some fun" Mm, I took my girl out one night Said, "Baby, let's have some fun" Threw ol' mama around looked like a rat fell out of her head Like one from a burning down barn They was running everywhere Rock me, baby South Alabama Hawkins, hoss Thunderhead Hawkins Oh, I don't want no woman If her hair ain't no longer than mine No, I don't want no woman If her hair ain't no longer than mine Make you feel so bad, first time you find out She gotta another gal that keeps her satisfied Have mercy, Lord Mmhm, you know you run into that more and more I ain't gonna fu-fu-f*ck her no more