Matt

Never had much luck with men named Matt Last one told me he liked that I didn’t have a cat What kind of f…ing s…head says a thing like that First time I got drunk I was fingered by a Matt His nails were too long and after all of that sobering hanky panky, it hurt when I sat My first crush was a boy named Matt Pummeling him lovingly with my stuffed cat I should have known by his whines, that’s not where love was at A rose by any other name, was not a f…ing Matt