I'll Be Glad (When They Run Out Of Gas)

One and a two and a three Well I got a problem with my automobile It smokes like a furnace and the break line and squeak My wheels need alignment I can never go fast And I won't have to worry when they run out of gas I'll be glad when they run out of gas I'll be glad when they run out of gas When those gas pumps are pumping their last I'll be glad when they run out of gas Well my car it needs a tune up and the battery's lost its charge I should have some insurance but the payments are too large I keep hearing something knocking and I'm too afraid to look I sure would like to sell it but it ain't in Kelly's Blue Book I'll be glad when they run out of gas Yes I will I'll be glad when they run out of gas When those gas pumps are things of the past I'll be glad when they run out of gas I keep hearing about those electric cars And one powered by the sun There's even one you pedal But I never have tried one I just keep on burning petrol And smoking up the air And when a gallon cost five dollars You know it won't be fair I'll be glad when they run out of gas I'll be glad when they run out of gas When this whole world stops moving so fast I'll be glad when they run out of gas" 17