Negative Fun

I'll never go up in a hot air balloon That sounds like the worst thing you could ever do It sounds like Negative Fun It sounds like Negative Fun And don't take me camping There are too many bugs It's smoky, and damp And it's all outside It sounds like Negative Fun And I don't want to have friends over That sounds like a drag I'll have to put on my real clothes And pretend I'm not mad That sounds like Negative Fun It sounds like Negative Fun No, I don't want to do anything ever I just want to be left alone It's the worst thing to do what you don't want to When everyone else thinks it's great I don't want to ride in your automobile For hours on end to some mountain, or field That sounds like Negative fun It sounds like Negative fun And let's not work-out No, that sounds way too hard It's too fast and sweaty And good for you It sounds like Negative Fun And don't take me boating With no chance of escape It's either so hot, or so cold And too wet in the lake It sounds like Negative Fun It sounds like Negative Fun No, I don't want to do anything ever I just want to be left alone It's the worst thing to do what you don't want to When everyone else thinks it's great