Vacation Blues

No one's how you remember them to be No one's how you remember them to be They do things you've never seen them do And break when you don't want them to No, no one's how you remember them to be Nothing ever goes how you expect Nothing ever goes how you expect Things you planned for months on end All lose the plot and stop making sense No, nothing ever goes how you expect Nothing ever lasts quite like it should Nothing ever lasts quite like it should Two whole weeks is a long long time But soon there's a sinking in your stomach And you're laying out your ties No, nothing ever lasts quite like it should Nothing ever lasts quite like it should