I Love a Mystery

Whenever I'm a little on the weary side I like to turn the lights down low I dig myself a little of the homicide They send you on the radio You know the type of show Dark night a knock at the door Uh oh there's a body on the floor oh boy I love a mystery Two men are out in a boat One guy has a dagger in his throat oh boy I love a mystery Murder, murder on the air Corpses, corpses in your hair Stranglers, gangsters, maniacs It's so relaxing New clue a hankie of lace There's a woman on the case But where, where does she roam There's moaning, groaning, sirens, bells Frantic, pulling, screeches, yells How I love the mystery for a quiet evening at home Thick fog, the bay of a hound There's a body on the ground oh boy I love a mystery Two men are up in a plane One guy has a bullet in his brain oh boy I love a mystery Shooting, lotting on the air Bullets flying everywhere Lightning, fighting, tommy gun It's so exciting New clue a blood stained knife Ah hah! Someones murdered his wife But why? Why didn't she moan There's banging, clanging, sirens, bells Frantic, pulling, screeches, yells How I love the mystery for a quiet evening at home