Boyfriend

Do you wanna go to the cinema I should have asked you that But I was too scared of what you might say And I don't want to spend anymore money On another disappointing date I wonder what your boyfriend would have said If he knew what we did Would he be happy to pay Me a visit and cut off my bollocks and feed them to the dogs He never liked me anyway Let's hope you don't own up I want my balls on my body Let's hope you keep it up And I keep my blood inside me I wished for something more between us But I'll play the coward And try and date your best friend I don't see any issues with it Well maybe it's a bit shit But got I need someone to hold All my belongings all of my baggage Maybe if I'm magic I'll convince her that I'm not in love with you And then we'll live happily ever after And I'll still be close to you I'll still be close to yo o ouuuu Let's hope I don't own up Shell pull my balls from my body Let's hope i keep it up And I keep my blood inside me Well now it's done between me and her Maybe if we keep it on the low I can make my moves But of course now you're dating my mate And we have the same name And I think that's pretty absurd But I've been acting a fool and since then I've proved That that is what I am And all of my moping is holding me open For this to happen again I guess I'm owning up My balls are still on my body And now I've lived this long I can say I acted badly