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There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lighting scar Yo Harry, Youre a wizard Harry goes to Hogwarts He meets Ron and Hermione Mcgonagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco is daddy's boy Quirrell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore Ron breaks his wand Now Ginny's gone And Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside His ginormous secret chamber Harry blows up Aunt Marge The dementors come and take charge Lupin is a wolf The rat's a man And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can Save the prisoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather I dont really get it either Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament With dragons and mermaids Oh No! Edward Cullen gets slayed He's back Harry Harry its getting scary Voldemort's back Now youre a revolutionary Harry Dumbledore,Dumbledore,why he is ignoring your Constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool Kids break into the ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be Split your soul Seven parts of a whole Theyre horcruxes Its Dumbledore's end There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath.