I Get Off

Oooo... huh-huh... oh yeah I won't blame ya if ya like it When I turn you on, I love to hear you purr You fire me up without saying a word The curves in your lines, they got me hypnotized A sight so sweet, it brings a tear to my eye I... know... that... we've Been through a lot, but show me what you got You're... so... lovely Dig in baby, let's see what you got Bitch I'm talkin bout my tractor My happily ever after Can you bale my hay Roll in it every day Come on little lady now what you say I get off when I get on And I can ride that thang all day long Bitch I'm talkin bout my tractor She makes me Randy man, Feller touchin' ma balls Her engine hummin 'long like a southern drawl And when I feel her seat pressed against my meat I pull my shotgun out and yell skeet skeet She got them thick ass wheels Like they could grip the mud And I could sit on her and eat a milk dud The girl knows how to work We're sweatin all day She can pick me up And we can roll in the hay Bitch I'm talkin bout my tractor My happily ever after Can you bale my hay Roll in it every day Come on little lady now what you say I get off when I get on And I can ride that thang all day long Bitch I'm talkin bout my tractor