Bridezilla

I'm talking about this old beast if you come to Palm Springs There's this really old nasty thing, man, we're all too Nervous to talk About it Nobody wants to talk about it It roams and packs around these streets down here in Palm Springs I'm talking about this god awful beast They call it the bride-fucking-zilla man It'll kill a man, straight kill a man It's the bride-zilla man They roll in packs, they got each other's backs This is the bride-zilla, it's a natural born man killa Been around as long as man, you never know when It's gonna come and get you, my friend But when you're on the streets down here in Palm Springs, they're everywhere You better beware, man, cause it'll come out and get Ya You never know, you can always tell which one's the Fucking bride-zilla It's the middle one, don't ever take the side don't Ever take your eyes off that one Cause they'll fucking kill you, man They got my best friend, the bride-zilla, and the Bridesmaids They're like banshees, they'll fucking kill you, man It's the bride-zilla, let me tell you Down here in Palm Springs, you better be out Watching yourself Cause if you turn your back and you don't know what's going on These bride-zillas gonna get you, man They're everywhere If you rain on their parade, they will kill you Man, one of them got my friend, he didn't even know, And he's gone That bride-zilla man, they're out there everywhere The bride-zilla, a natural born man, killer It's the bride-zilla man, it's a natural born killer of men The bride-zilla, maybe even extinction of the Dinosaurs, who knows These things have been roaming the land for all the Time But nobody cares enough to say anything about them But I'm over here to warn you, if you walk on the Streets down here in Palm Springs They roaming packs, man, they got each other's backs, Man It's called the frickin' bride-zilla It's a natural born man, killer man It'll kill you, man, you better watch out It's the bride-zilla man, it'll straight kill a man Oh, the bride-zilla man, yeah You better watch out, it's not God's plan For a bride-zilla to be killing all the men down here And across the world We all know it's the bride-bride-zilla Oh, yeah, you better stay out of her way, man Never lose eye contact All those bridesmaids they're just like little Banshees, man They all got each other's backs, man You better never take your eyes off that bride-zilla It's a natural born killer man It'll kill you, man, just turn your back on it, man I've heard it kills for less than that, man So be careful if you're down here on the streets of Palm Springs Watch out for that bride-zilla It's a natural born killer