Dr. Dawn

My dentist invited me to a tea party  With all of her toothy friends It's on the 29th of February Don't want to miss how this party ends My clock hits 29 the time is here I lace up my boots and gloves Dr. Dawn called up right as I'm near Without me they can't start the love Welcome to the party Where everybody's talking Everybody's happy Who the hell invited you Handshakes and hugs from all these faces Two or three that I have met I tripped over a man's untied shoelace But I hadn't embarrassed myself yet The time for tea took me by surprise Each cup tipped back on every lip I slipped into the void, looked in my own eyes Plummeted like a sinking ship Welcome to the party Now everybody's dancing  Everybody's happy Who the hell invited you I feel my face, somehow on fire with glee What the f*ck is going on The chandelier swung down and spoke to me All I could make out was run The dear doctor overheard our conversation No need to worry son, you're safe You're just not used to this kinda sensation It's gonna get stronger, just wait Welcome to the party Where everybody's trippin Everybody's happy Who the hell invited you The saints are skipping straight out the gate Their bodies wrapped up head to toe A howl from me as my eyes dilate And they turned the lights down low Midnight strikes and they all disappear Poof, gone, vanished to dust Dr. dawn must wait another 4 years Another tea party then, they must Goodbye to the party Now everybody's down Everybody's leaving Now why the hell aren't you