The Racecar Driver

Two locals, both male, come across the female goose Traumatized by the recent turn of events Out of each of their own sexual desires They decide to take her and, masking their generosity as common courtesy The female goose accepts their offer Bringing along her only possessions The rock and the chessboard They decide to leave the male goose to rot Now we've got three barking dogs And you have the power to make two of them stop barking Do you do so, or do you let all three continue? Thank you Now picture yourself riding a bicycle down a very large hill Your speed increases rapidly as you continue Down this seemingly never-ending hill Suddenly you are not even riding the bicycle anymore You are sitting in the corner at a party where You are expected to acknowledge each and every one of the attendees Possibly even in a sexual manner What is your plan of action?